Hi gang! Blitzkrieg here. I hope you have a great New Year in 2012 unless the Mayans were right and It's The End of the World as We Know It (which is one of my favorite songs, by the way.) In that case, it's been nice knowing ya!
Hi gang! Lisa here. Please ignore Blitzkrieg's doom and gloom predictions. I'm sure the Mayans ran out of room for their calendar or the guy in charge of chiseling it on the wall got tired and took an extended hot coco break (yep we get hot chocolate from the Mayans - thanks guys!) and all of his buddies were talking about practical jokes during their break and decided it would be awesome to mess with future generations by knocking off work early. So they did.
Hi gang! Blitzkrieg here - again! I wouldn't believe a word that Lisa says. She's trying to be all rose colored glasses about the Mayans but if she really believed that coco break thing she wouldn't have a pantry full of homemade canned jam and pickles to prepare for The End. Save yourselves! And please send all of your foods to me, I will keep it safe in my tummy during the crisis. No sense in letting all of that stuff go to waste, you know?
Hi gang! Lisa here - again! Let me apologize for Blitzkrieg's blatant attempt at trying to empty your refrigerators of food. Apparently he's still hopped up on the homemade dried sweet potato chewies he got for Christmas. Also, Blitzkrieg knows perfectly well that I canned all of that food during my One Small Green Change in case of zombies, not Mayans. Or the unrealistic situation of having a garden full of food and not wanting it to go to waste.
Anyway, have a great New Year everyone!
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